The Maitreya Buddha Wandered on the Earth sacredly incognito. But some other ancient Buddhas recognized him, forced their inevitable discipleship on him. "Just a conventional tradition Maitreya!", they said and followed him.
After mere wandering rather timelessly aimlessly with him, one bright sunny day they asked him "Why don'you show us a Miracle Ah! Maitreya." ~ And the Maitreya said rather melodramatically, "Look up for your sake for the sake of All."
They looked up. And they waited. After rather a long time they said, "We see Nothing Maitreya."
"You see nothing. You must be pretending blindness.Don't you see the Sun, the best miracle for every day."
Then the Maitreya walked away towards a bush to piss er, to urinate.
Suddenly for a magic moment there was total darkness and the Sun appeared again as a New Dawn. Many tender colourfull Suns on the horizon as an addition!
The blessed Buddhas roared in laughter. The smiling Maitreya was sitting on the stone, earnestly cutting his nails with a borrowed Korean nail-cutter and collecting the cut nails, safely carefully on a greenish red leaf, tender as dawn.
Countless magic birds cackled in ageless innocence. A lone lion gloriously roared in a nearby forest.
But the New Dawn was perfectly established much before the Maitreya was born. Then why had he to be born? Because he was born and only then he realized that he was. Or else, he would have perfected all and dissolved Himself in the Primal Womb. Any Womb?
Om Namo Maitreya Buddhaaya!